The off-kilter viewpoint of The Onion, the parody newspaper with a national readership and an online audience of about 7 million monthly, has now been distilled in a new line of cards from Chicago-based Recycled Paper Greetings (RPG). Consisting 12 cards, each with the look of an article torn from a newspaper, the line features such oddball headlines as “Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan,” while the insides are blank, enabling senders to compose their own droll messages. A card retails for a suggested $2.79. For additional information, visit www.recycledpapergreetings.com.